I don’t know if you heard the news that set my heart aflutter
My cheeks are red, I’m breathing hard, I feel my body shudder
Don’t fret, it’s for a good thing — something, just and right and fair
If things go as we all hope, we’ll see more of Noah’s hair

It hurt me when he left the Mets, but that’s just baseball, Suze
Because he’d done six years here, he’d end up where he would choose
In Cali, Philly, Cleveland, Noah’s hair was more than swell
But sadly, then he went away from pitching for a spell

And so it’s great news Noah has been grabbed up by the Sox
While on the field Chicago’s meh, to me this move just rocks
He’s done his time in rookie ball, now off to Triple A
I bet his mane will be back in the big leagues any day