With some things there is no fight, ‘cuz you know who’s gonna win
With some concerts, you grimace at the deafening, loud din
With some dishes, you’re confident that it will all get ate
Yeah, some things just have certainty, like who exactly’s great

The greatest of the painters couldn’t rival ol’ Da Vinch
The greatest of the villains never quite surpassed the Grinch
The greatest of the playwrights, they were nothing to the Bard
The greatest ever hairdo — why, that’s Noah Syndergaard!