If only I had a large bucket of wings
Well then, I would never be hungry
If only my life had, like, double the joy
Well then, I would never be angry
If only, if only, if only I say
A bore with just one thing in his heart
Yet if only I boasted Noah’s gold locks
My head would have a great work of art.
The Hair Behind the Hurler: On Noah Syndergaard’s Locks
Noah Syndergaard and his hair (Photo Credit: Flickr user apardavila)